kerrilee: (Thumbs up)
[personal profile] kerrilee

Right this very minute I am chatting with 5 of my girlfriends about the merits of watching gay porn and I don't even know who I am! Lol

Harry Potter fanfiction was the gateway drug that got me on to Tumblr, which introduced me to porny gifs and straight up porn, which lead me to becoming the fucking Sorting Hat of porn networks for my girlfriends. Serously, how did this happen?!?

Also, a shout out to [ profile] oceaxe who turned me on (pun intended?) to Adam Ramzi who I cannot get enough of in my life. He has a Periscope account full of riches. Omg, I need an intervention!

Is dinosaur/monster porn next?!

Date: 2016-09-14 07:35 pm (UTC)

firethesound: (Dr Who chucks)
From: [personal profile] firethesound
DINOSAUR PORN!! Pterodactyl porn is a thing that exists! It's pretty much my favorite thing on the internet. Three men in full-body pterodactyl costumes and one girl who is not a dinosaur. It's apparently a whole movie? Or so I've heard? But I've never seen the whole thing, only clips. There is flapping, the flapping really makes it. It's wonderful.

I am laughing a lot at "sorting hat of porn." You should get that printed on business cards. :D
Date: 2016-09-14 07:52 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]

Staaahp!! OMG, I'm dying!! I really thought you were kidding before about it! My Google search history is frightening enough as it is, what harm can it do to search pterodactyl porn!

I totally should! Yes!

Date: 2016-09-15 07:43 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]
I HAD TO THINK OF YOU TOO! Also seconding you on the business card plan *nods*
Date: 2016-09-15 08:02 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]

Oh I totally found said pterodactyl scene and it was CRAZY!! There was even this puppet dinosaur with pincers trying to get in on the action.

Date: 2016-09-14 07:43 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]
I love porn. Haha that is all I can add to this, but oh my, porn in all--er I guess most actually--of its forms is amazing!
Date: 2016-09-14 07:53 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]

Literally every day I loosen up another inhibition. And to think I never used to like to see cocks. Now I just gaze lovingly at them all. Well, no. Not quite all. Some are still SCARY!

Date: 2016-09-14 07:49 pm (UTC)

capitu: (sultry)
From: [personal profile] capitu
Hahaha "the fucking Sorting Hat of porn" OMG!

Who is this Adam Ramzi that I apprently need to know of?


*clicks on images*

Ohhh. I see. ^^
Date: 2016-09-14 07:55 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]

It's his eyes really. Really, really. I mean he's nice everywhere but oh, those eyes. So dreamy. *sigh*

Date: 2016-09-14 08:02 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]
Omg hahaha this post has MADE MY DAY <333
Date: 2016-09-14 08:09 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]
My work here is done *bows*
Date: 2016-09-14 08:49 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]
Ahahah, omg, you're a delightful person and your friends are lucky to have you and your Sorting skills. :DD
Date: 2016-09-14 10:06 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]

Aww, shucks Mac. 😘

Date: 2016-09-14 09:11 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]
Adam Ramzi makes a delicious grown-up Harry in my book... so just whenever you're reading one of my fics, insert Adam Ramzi and enjoy!

I LOVE GAY PORN. Yes, I too credit Tumble porn gifs for taking me down this road. Love Cockyboys, Naked Sword and the Stallion one -can't remember the full name and can't look it up at work, haha!

Now I want to start a gay porn studio. WHAAAAAAT.
Date: 2016-09-14 10:08 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]

You wanna be MrPam?!? Can I come work for you?! It's your damn fault so you should at least give me work. Behind the camera, not in front! Lmao

Date: 2016-09-15 08:04 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]

I also need to know if you've seen the Timberwolves scene on Raging Stallion Adam did. If so, please send me a review. 😜😘

Date: 2016-09-15 12:47 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile]
OMG, I once wrote dinosaur porn!

Although, in my own defense, it was dino-on-dino porn. And crack, of course.

Date: 2016-09-15 04:11 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile]

Omg, shut up! I need to see this immediately, Jae!

Date: 2016-09-15 02:20 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile]
Trust [ profile] oceaxe to have all the good porn ;)
Date: 2016-09-15 04:12 am (UTC)

From: [identity profile]


Date: 2016-09-15 03:56 pm (UTC)

digthewriter: (NSFW_BNW)
From: [personal profile] digthewriter
lol I totally googled him.
Date: 2016-09-15 04:33 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]

I'm so in love. 😍

Date: 2016-09-15 07:51 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]
Omg the Sorting Hat of Porn :D Love it. Also that your friends are talking freely about that. Did you introduce them to the gift that keeps on giving (and also fucking eats your life), namely fandom? And porn in fandom?

Also also totally googled Ramzi (like the rest of the commenters here haha) and Oh. My. That is a very tasty man. I don't really dare to extendedly drool over my phone screen while in public, but even the quick glance was very convincing :D
Date: 2016-09-15 08:11 pm (UTC)

From: [identity profile]

Well half of them haven't even read HP or seen the movies! How are we even friends?! Lol So they know I'm all into it but I can't really tempt them with that. My one girlfriend always falls for gay guys and we tell her she has the best/worst gaydar ever bc she doesn't really think they are gay, she just knows she loves them. And my other friend watches girl on girl porn mainly bc she thinks cocks are ugly but said she would give it a look. My other friends mostly just typed "is this the real world??" and "wtf did I miss" and laughed at us. I think they thought I was very vanilla and didn't know what to make of me!

He sings and plays the guitar and piano and is a lgbt sex therapist and I love him.

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